Week Tres

"Why the hell didn't you tell me you had to put oil in the car?"
-Stu Ungar

2-5-1 (-3 units)

Detroit Lions vs. Minnesota Vikings Lions +11.5
Dallas Cowboys vs. Houston Texans Cowboys ML +120
Cincinatti Bengals vs. Carolina Panthers OVER 38

Watched: Contempt

Week Dos

"Let's go eat a goddamn snack."
Rex Ryan

2-2 (+1 unit)
Minnesota Vikings vs. Miami Dolphins OVER 39 (2 units)
Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Tennesee Titans Titans-5 *
Philadelphia Eagles vs. Detroit Lions Eagles -6 (1 unit)
Houston Texans vs. Washington Redskins Texans -3 (1 unit)
New England Patriots vs. New York Jets Patriots -3 *
New York Giants vs. Indianappolis Colts Colts -5 **
New Orleans Saints vs. San Francisco 49ers Saints -5 (1 unit)

* Alternate picks
** Pick if either the Patriots or Titans covers

Watched: Chloe

Monday Night

"Dude, you have no Qur'an."
-Jacob Isom

2-1 (+2 units)

San Diego Chargers vs. Kansas City Chiefs Chargers -4 (1 unit)

Watched: Salesman

Week Uno

"A man has always got to get it up, and love sometimes isn't enough."
-Norman Mailer

Picking against the spread last season, I went 29-20-2. The season starts tonight but I don't have any bets until Sunday.

Green Bay Packers vs. Philadelphia Eagles Packers -3 (2 units)
New England Patriots vs. Cincinatti Bengals OVER 45 (1 unit)
Indianapolis Colts vs. Houston Texans -2.5 (1 unit)

Watched: Suspect